sure, we like to think that women are little slices of perfection, but guess what? They’re weird. They like weird stuff and do weird things and go to the bathroom together for some reason. Don’t believe us? Here are ten famous women who have unusual quirks and habits.
Angelina Jolie
You kind of have to be a little weird to have as many kids as
Angelina Jolie does, but the
foxy actress has a hobby that makes mega-adoption seem normal. Jolie has a
serious love for knives and other blades that she picked up while filming Tomb
Raider, and apparently when she’s pissed off she throws them at walls.
Mariah Carey
The R&B singer may well be the laziest woman alive, as she
has told the press that she usually sleeps an incredible 15 hours a night. She
also likes her bedroom to be very, very moist, running as many as 20
humidifiers at once. Perhaps she’s part bullfrog? I feel worse than ever for
Nick Cannon.
Mila Kunis
When we think about World of Warcraft players, a vivid
mental image springs to mind: morbidly obese dudes with sweatpants in ponytails
who get so caught up with raiding that they poop in a sock instead of walking
to the bathroom. And then there’s Black Swan hottie Mila Kunis, who
has been playing the MMORPG for years. Who knew?
Reese Witherspoon
Many beautiful women do weird things because they’re convinced they have
some kind of health benefits. One of the nuttiest comes from Reese Witherspoon,
who eats only one actual meal a day. To keep full for the rest of her waking
hours, she eats baby food right out of the jar.
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Lots of stars have superstitions about performance, but former Sopranos
and Entourage hottie Jamie-Lynn Sigler might have one of the weirdest.
When she’s involved in any kind of theatrical production, she refuses to change
her underwear in between performances. Good thing we got seats pretty far from
the stage!
Abbey Lee Kershaw
Australian-born model Abbey Lee
Kershaw has walked the runway for Halston, Rodarte, Gucci and more. But she’s
never taken her deeply weird pet onto the catwalk. Kershaw is notorious in
model circles for her pet lizard, Annie Hall. Boasting that a lizard is a
model’s perfect pet because you only need to feed them every two weeks, Kershaw
has become a fixture in Brooklyn bars with the reptile on her shoulder.
The sexy Diaz is one of several famous Hollywood celebrities
who suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder, which gives her a seriously
weird habit. Diaz is obsessed with doorknobs, and before she opens a door she
needs to rub a knob…hard. I’m trying not to make a dirty joke about this but
it’s very, very difficult. Oh, jeez.
Demi Moore
Have you wondered why Ashton’s ex looks so young
even though she’s as old as Dracula? Demi Moore has admitted to using medicinal
leeches to cleanse her body of toxins. Starting with a spa visit in Austria,
Moore has had the slimy, terrifying invertebrates placed on various locations
around her bod to suck on her foxy blood.
Leslie Mann
The wife of Hollywood's king of funny, Judd
Apatow, can be expected to have a pretty weird hobby, but you’ll never guess it
in a million years. Leslie Mann, soon to be seen alongside Paul Rudd in This
Is Forty, has a deep passion for…unicycling. Yes indeed, the lovely blonde
is a self-proclaimed master at riding the one-wheeled contrivance. I’m at a
loss for words.
Kelly Clarkson
The first American Idol winner admitted to the
press that she pees in the shower. I’ve never understood why girls do that.
You’re already in a room with a toilet, you can walk to the toilet. Us guys are
lucky that we can just stick our crank out through the curtain and piss from a
distance, but seriously.
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